The Story Of The Pineapple

There once was a boy who stood in a tin of pineapple.
The tin became stuck on his feet.
The boy tried to remove the pineapple tin from his feet
But the tin could not be removed, for it was his destiny.
The pineapple tin did not just affect the boy's feet -
other parts of his body developed pineapple syndrome.
His wrists became sloppy and his shirts were all hawaiian.
Despite all this the boy learned to love his pineapple tin feet.

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